There he is.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:47, archived)

Here he comes.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:48, archived)

A bloke in a van cut us up on the motorway today
Ran right across the chevrons and made us swerve into the fast lane. Heart beating fast. Adrenalin high. Need a cup of tea. Brb.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:49, archived)

Get over it, you nancy.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:51, archived)

you should have kicked his cunt off.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:54, archived)

Hello love

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:48, archived)

Wanker.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:54, archived)