I'd give everyone cakes
cakes laced with love
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:14, archived)

That is a nice idea.
Where would these cakes come from? How would you finance their production?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

collection plate

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:27, archived)

my disciples would pay me and I would use the funds to furnish them with cakes or sausage rolls
or possibly a cup of tea or coffee and a bacon roll, but only before 11am as the lord commandeth
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

you say 'love'
do you actyually mean 'jizz'?
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:26, archived)

I poot castor sugar

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

y'know what
i believe you
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:37, archived)