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How would you like to see Adam die?

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
I'd like to see it announced in the form of a Jontimation in the newsLOLter.

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
Maybe the animation could have kittens who like pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
My son's dislike the new tv advert
I found that highly amusing
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
But it's Jonti Veech and Jonti Veech is LOL !! !!! !!! ! ! !!!! !! ! ! !! ! ! ! !!!! !!!! !! !!!!! ! !!! ! !!!! !!! ! !! !!! !!! !!!! ! !! ! ! !! ! !!! ! ! !! ! ! !!! !!!! ! !!! ! ! ! !! !! ! !! ! !! ! ! !! !!
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(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
INORITE

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
But I mean REALLY LOL!LL!1oOO!!LLLL1!o1LoOLO!ooL11OOOLo!LO!O!o!O!LOL!LOO1!!1OLL!!L1oO!1OO!!OoOOLLoL!!OLOOL1!OoLLo!L!!!OLLL!OL1!O1LOOo!!LLLOOOO!OOLOL!O!LLLL!1O11L1!O1ooo1!LL11LO!L!O1!LL11LO!L!OO!!LLOo!LLO!oOo!oLl!O!Ol1L1!LO1l11oOoO!LoLo1LoLoO!!LOLllLo1l1LL

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
Seriously, they don't like it
And neither do I. I think it's very lazy and not even particularly well made.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:37, archived)

www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/newsletter.txt
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
This is the best thing I've seen on the internet since Setup Beat Puke

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
hahahaha

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
yet another nrwsletter im excluded from

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
lol

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
hello

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
ha, indeed!
right im off
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
oh man, there's so many ways.
I'd like to see Janet slowly devour him after having milked him dry, like some sort of weird dreadlocked spider.
OR
choke to death on a fucking sub.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
waterboarded to death with pink custard

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
Shit. Custard. Shit. Good point.

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
I like Adam
Nevertheless, some sort of avalanche. You can't say Naked Girl.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
how about in a carpet wearhouse?
carpetlanche.
or laminateslide.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
how about in a carpet whorehouse?

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
COR!!!!

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
Carpet burns

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
Gordon Burns

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
stop rubbing it then

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
There used to be a wrestler called Matt Burns
THIS IS VERY FUNNY
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
was it his real name or a wrestling name?

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
Wow, that's a point

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
i googled it
Matthew "Matt" Burns[1] (born 1980) better known by his ring name "Sick" Nick Mondo

why would you change your name? what a prick
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
That's weird
1980...I've got a feeling the one I'm talking about would be older than that.
But you're right...why change it?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
obviously been dropped on his head too many times

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
adam who?

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
I've got no bell end.

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
How do you spunk?

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
Prematurely.

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
Well what's the point in prolonging it?
God knows your wife can't possibly be enjoying the experience
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
Nah, I'm kidding
I'm sure she enjoys every second of it as you bring her to new heights of sexual extacy.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
That's it.
I am coming to your house. In two hours and fifteen minutes.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
YOU WOULDN'T DARE
Ok.
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
keep rubbing it

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
Good advice, as usual

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
Haven't the foggiest, outside your remit anyhow

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
oh you prick i just saw your edit, ireally want to see promotheus

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
What edit?

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
you wanna come and see prometheus with me?

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
What's a Prometheus

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
he's the guy what stole fire from the gods and got sentenced to have his liver eaten by an eagle or somat

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
Sounds rubbish, why on earth would anybody want to watch that?
Shut up Adam
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
that would be well good

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
What, the story of prometheus?

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
yeah, i'd like to go and see that please

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
you're so mean adam.
no-one will go to the cinema with you now :'(
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
i still will, i really want to see it

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
want to go with me?

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
yes please ok thanks
meet you at the cineplex 7pm on the 1st of june, don't be late
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
see adam? that's how you do it.

(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:22, archived)