he probably soaks his beans for 24h before making the chilli
Rather than just buying them in tins
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:20, archived)

wat a complete tool

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:29, archived)

I bet he takes his pasta out of the bags and puts it in nice jars too

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:36, archived)

I just don't understand this kind of thing, surely jars are for gold blend

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:51, archived)

no no these jars have tight metal and rubber seals around the top in case the pasta makes a break for it

you don't want pasta crumbs all down the sides of your new black leather sofa
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:54, archived)

omg wat I am on the verge of tears here, it's all so confusing, prison warders in the form of seals, what's next, traffic warden dolphins

( vladimir, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:55, archived)