He's going to fight the most popular of the Hex-Bug series; MONO et Nano.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:15, archived)

He's going to become a racist and start attacking negroes; MONO et sambo.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:16, archived)

Christ alive. I'm 16 minutes into the working week and I already wish I was dead.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:16, archived)

I wish you were dead too.

( MONO!, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:17, archived)

At least I've never got a stiffy from stroking a dog.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:23, archived)

you say that like it's a good thing.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:41, archived)

:'(
and I bet you don't have any trifle.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:17, archived)

two cereal bars, two packets of crisps, two cheese sandwiches, two cans of pepsi.
No trifle.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:20, archived)

fucking hell, you need some trifle.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

I've got eight consumable items but a trifle ain't one.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

You could make a trifle with that

( MONO!, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:27, archived)