he's going to fight a big nosed crooner, MONO! et Manilow

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:45, archived)

can I just point out at this stage that the original phrase is 'mano a mano', 'a' not 'et', so could mmps and baldmonkey please go back and edit all their posts to reflect this, cheers

( spesh, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:26, archived)

You're such et prick sometimes.
Fuck off etnd leetve me etlone.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:32, archived)

you fett betllbetg

( spesh, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:36, archived)

Bumplops.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:37, archived)

alright balders, i seen a chiken dun a sik at the weekend
you could put that on your blog but I didn't have a camera with me when the chiken dun a sik. saw lots of buzzards though, some green woodpeckers and a nuthatch.
( spesh, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:47, archived)