This place is quiet, but it's pleasant
There's no more nasty sniping or bitching or FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF threads. Admittedly, you're all tedious bores with the intellect of a diseased mollusc, but I mean that in the nicest possible way.

How would you market the board to attract more users?
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:12, archived)

/talk, home of the alright.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:14, archived)

it beats staring at the clock

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:14, archived)

Depends on the clock
www.boredpanda.com/cool-and-creative-clocks/
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

yeah, fair enough
some of those are ace
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:47, archived)

"/talk...Sometimes people post pictures of tits!"

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:15, archived)

is this baldmonkeyseenabird you're on about?

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:02, archived)

um...sure, why not

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

We like people who play sports
And outside is lovely, really.
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:15, archived)

Free spinks for all
And no in-jokes
( Sn0tters, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

Spinks?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:19, archived)

Marie
( Sn0tters, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:26, archived)

Christ almighty

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:00, archived)

What this board needs is Bronies
tons of them
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

I do not know what this means
But I have a feeling that it is something very, very bad
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

How are you on the internet not knowing what a Brony is
www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bronies
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

Because I don't go to the kind of places you do, evidently.

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:31, archived)

I prefer
this
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

Hory sheeeet!

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

I'm afraid so

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:40, archived)

haha
it's good to have them all in one place
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:40, archived)

I agree
www.amazon.com/The-Book-Lesbian-Horse-Stories/dp/0758202547
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

Customers who viewed this item also viewed...
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:46, archived)

I know!
That guy sure gets about
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:48, archived)

after what happened to my blog, no way

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:56, archived)

you pretended it was an April Fools Day joke
but we all know the truth
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

i am fluttershy

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:59, archived)

you love horses?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

best of all the animals

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

Fuck off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

more car chat

FAVOURITE SHAPE WHEEL?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

roundish

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

cheese

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

assoo

( broadsword, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

OZ Turbines

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:05, archived)

Thats a hard one.
I'm torn between Ronal R10 and OZ Racing Rally
(thediscokingpin, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:20, archived)

morning grrrbot

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:51, archived)

up yours

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:56, archived)

just so you know, i blame you for ruining my weekend

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

I'm glad I ruined your weekend, I'll think about that when I'm at the vinegars

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:01, archived)

id gaz the mods, but as they seem to allow any cunt to post here i wont bother

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:02, archived)

yeah, typical, whine to the mods, I'll think about that too

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:05, archived)

I'm past caring, i might go home

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

does not compute

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:05, archived)

you're really asking the wrong person here

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:52, archived)

Erotic fiction

(84237 not ringofyre, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

www.kineticnorth.com/TheGutter/SlashFictionGenerator/Default.aspx?s=28&p0=75&p1=21&ff=0&mf=1&mm=0
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:03, archived)

wow

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:07, archived)

do you need a minute to compose yourself?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:07, archived)

I got Michael Winner and Jeremy Clarkson
:( :( :( :(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:28, archived)

my god...

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

jade goody and noel edmonds
oh great, now i can't stand up for a while
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:09, archived)

www.kineticnorth.com/TheGutter/SlashFictionGenerator/Default.aspx?s=30&p0=24&p1=2&ff=0&mf=1&mm=0
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:09, archived)

Boris Johnson and Daz Sampson!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:29, archived)

i got harold shipman v britney spears

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:29, archived)

Brad Pitt and Stephen Hawking
and I'm out
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:31, archived)

Bear in mind how Stephen Hawking sounds when he "speaks"
"Ohhh... fuck!" he cried out as Brad filled him with his massive tool. Stephen's hand moved to his throbbing cock and he pinched the base. He didn't want to come. He wanted to wait and give his gift to Brad. "Harder Brad! Give me your cum. I need it baby," he shouted.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

ahahahaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:36, archived)

Nigella Lawson and Robert Mugabe, I might just delete the entire thing and write it off as a bad job

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:39, archived)

Nah, just add more celebrities
And B3tans.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:50, archived)

I would but that whole "can't be arsed" thing just kicked in, soz

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:52, archived)

Ah, fair enough

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:59, archived)

sarah fergie and barry chuckle :(((

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:42, archived)

you do know if you click "Slash me baby one more time" it selects new people?
I mean, you can't be so stupid that you don't realise that?
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:49, archived)

I would ban Baldmonkey

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 14 May 2012, 11:00, archived)

I think multiple personae of Baldmonkey would ban Baldmonkey

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:11, archived)

What, all of us?

(84237 not ringofyre, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:14, archived)

you fucking tell him pigster!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:21, archived)

I'm in fucking Reading,
In a fucking harvester.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 14 May 2012, 12:01, archived)

+combine

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:16, archived)

I ate in a very nice place in Reading once, but I can't remember the name
Hope this helps
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:16, archived)

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she is the podddington peas juniper jungle and the two bees; bee have and bee quiet.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:59, archived)

fuck you
cunt

I wish you were dead
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:01, archived)

You fucking liar

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:03, archived)

Stoppit and Tidyup

(84237 not ringofyre, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:06, archived)

A viral campaign that would culiminate in a list of the times i'm likely to be on
and then sit back, and watch the masses flock to my musings.

Either that or make it a no holds barred image board as that has worked so well for 4chan.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:12, archived)