Boris Johnson and Daz Sampson!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:29, archived)

i got harold shipman v britney spears

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:29, archived)

Brad Pitt and Stephen Hawking
and I'm out
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:31, archived)

Bear in mind how Stephen Hawking sounds when he "speaks"
"Ohhh... fuck!" he cried out as Brad filled him with his massive tool. Stephen's hand moved to his throbbing cock and he pinched the base. He didn't want to come. He wanted to wait and give his gift to Brad. "Harder Brad! Give me your cum. I need it baby," he shouted.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

ahahahaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:36, archived)

Nigella Lawson and Robert Mugabe, I might just delete the entire thing and write it off as a bad job

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:39, archived)

Nah, just add more celebrities
And B3tans.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:50, archived)

I would but that whole "can't be arsed" thing just kicked in, soz

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:52, archived)

Ah, fair enough

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:59, archived)