Ahaha...
open Google, type "is it safe to eat" and see what the first autocomplete suggestion is.

Oh, me.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:18, archived)

Shrimp while pregnant

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19, archived)

is it safe to eat smoked salmon when pregnant?
i don't get it.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19, archived)

various things while pregnant?

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21, archived)

is this mr teas way of telling us the good news do you think?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:26, archived)

eeeeeeeee!

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:26, archived)

it doesn't seem to be doing autocomplete for whatever reason,
but the most common result seems to be "salad".
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:23, archived)

if I do is it safe to eat p
I get is it safe to eat poop if you cook it, but it's still the third one down
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:27, archived)

Oh.
It was the top result when I tried it just now.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:02, archived)

GOOGLE CENSORSHIP!
*shakes fist*
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:06, archived)

I live in Holland.
They obviously encourage that sort of thing here. :-/
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:38, archived)

yeah, google resells everything you google now
so whatever shocking thing you found is there because you were looking at shocking things before, pervert
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:28, archived)

pregnantgirlseatingseafood.com

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:33, archived)

WHY IS THAT LINK NOT WORKING????

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:33, archived)

dontputthesquidinthere.com

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:34, archived)

I want to read their FAQ's

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36, archived)

Can I put the squid in here?
Yes

How about there?
No
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42, archived)

I don't even own a google :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:34, archived)

just ask the neighbours, its pretty much the same thing.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35, archived)

OH MAN!
DO YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR TO JEEVES?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:43, archived)