autistic films/tv
the prime numbers of miss jean brodie
your father's brother buck
i cannot relate to what you did last summer

go!
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36, archived)

Fuck off, tubs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:38, archived)

HEY MANOLITH. SOZ. I WENT OVER THERE FOR A BIT.
what is 'the binding of isaac' and how is it played?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:39, archived)

s'okay i googled it.
i'm not keen but i do like the bit that says "a spinoff of the Bible story with the same name"
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42, archived)

try the demo
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/581168

it's a pretty fucked up game, and it's hard
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:46, archived)

OKAY. I MIGHT. Unless my bro-in-law has already dropped off AC revelations

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

some things i have discovered that are power ups:
the head of my dead dog
my mother's fanny pad
the ghost of my dead brother
getting a coat hanger stuck through my head

and those are just things i got today
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:52, archived)

Sexy.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:53, archived)

I have played this game and can endorse its mentalness.
in many ways, it's probably what BM's dreams are made of.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:07, archived)

i've not managed to complete it yet

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:25, archived)

ha! loser

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:28, archived)

stop projecting your self-loathing onto me.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:46, archived)

But you look EXACTLY like me,
if I were going to a fancy dress party as some sort of cunt.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

BOOM!

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:49, archived)

BOOM!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

HOOM!

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:56, archived)

boom boom
i want you in my room. not you though baldmonkey, you'd just eat all my furniture and scream waki things at the neighbours.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:56, archived)

Neighbours?
Fleas more like.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:58, archived)

The ja-Net

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:40, archived)

WP reckons swimming in your polly would be a good hangover cure
Is he right?
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42, archived)

you're such a fucking taddle-tale-tit.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:49, archived)

I was only trying to help :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:04, archived)

Lonliness Of A Long Distance FUCK OFF TUBS

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42, archived)

November Autism

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:43, archived)

The Severe Personality Defect of Benjamin Button

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:44, archived)

No Need To Hunt For The FF0000 October. I've Carefully Catalogued The Locations Of All Shades Of October.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

2001: A Space Odyssey

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:46, archived)

winner.
alright mgt? excited about the jubilee?
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

I don't imagine it will change very much,
but I'll be glad when all this faux patriotism blows over.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:59, archived)

patriotISN'T more like, eh?!!!!!!!!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:02, archived)

patriautism

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:07, archived)

partiOAFtism

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:26, archived)

Hope this finds him well?
www.quantumjumping.com/about
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:28, archived)

And all for only $97!
www.quantumjumping.com/products
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:31, archived)

Dude.
Sweet.
We should make one of these scams.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:44, archived)

It's impossible to prove him wrong! That's the beauty of it!
We could make a fortune.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:46, archived)

HYPER-GLOMP YOUR WAY TO A HEALTHIER, RICHER, SLIMMER, MORE SEXUALLY POTENT YOU!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:48, archived)

Using the ancient power of belming, you too can realise your wildest dreams!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:50, archived)

I'm eating coronation chicken sandwiches everyday, and you'll bllody well like it or bog off back to france

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:06, archived)

hi janet
me and two hats were being mean about you in the last thread but you weren't here so we stopped

now you're back. hooray!
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:49, archived)

I heard her dreadlocks taste like mouldy fish dipped in poop.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:50, archived)

Where was I....?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:50, archived)

hi manolith.
why is baldmonkey such an insufferable attention-seeking prick?
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

because of terrorists

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:07, archived)

the fat jihadbag

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:10, archived)

*clickage*

( mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:44, archived)

hi manolith.
why is janet such a pretending-not-to-be-another-of-my-"comedy-accounts" prick?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:56, archived)

hi baldmonkey.
why haven't you died in a fire yet?
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:57, archived)

hi janet
why are you all shit and that?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:59, archived)

this is like the mum and dad of talk having a barney
i'm finding it very upsetting
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:11, archived)

I sit in my room with my record player turned right up
Listening to Neil's Hole in my Shoe and then Harry Enfield's Loadsamoney single. They are my most cheerful singles.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:15, archived)

The B side of the Neil song is Hurdy Gurdy Mushroom Man
It is very funny
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:17, archived)

i have never heard of it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:18, archived)

egg have feather bird of tit

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:20, archived)

krake asp boa adder viper it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:22, archived)

z zzzz zzzzz zzzzz zz zz

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:23, archived)

pie ham nibbler curd oeuf clit

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:25, archived)

Shy PAF clever third dove chit

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:26, archived)

Die guff shitter turd arse prick.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:28, archived)

And so on

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:35, archived)

eye calf knee-ver head of tit

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:23, archived)

it transpires that after singing it in my head,
i still know all the words to that.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:42, archived)

Haha
I haven't heard it in 20 years, but I still remember it.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:44, archived)

the autvengers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:50, archived)

american acid kewpie

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:50, archived)

Pi (to fourteen places)

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:50, archived)

....*toetaps*

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

HEY! FRISBEE!
I owe you an apology.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

Do you now?

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:03, archived)

Yeah.
I haven't talked you into killing yourself yet. It must be hell living with yourself.
Go on. Kill yourself. You owe yourself that much.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:20, archived)

*stops stopwatch*
You're getting slower
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:24, archived)

You're getting shitter.
Kill yourself.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:26, archived)

i don't understand why you engage with it, or why anyone does

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:52, archived)

boredom, mostly
i like it when he gets upset and bangs on about my family over and over suggesting that there is a deep rooted envy and he is furious about my having a fulfilling life whereas he plays frisby.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:54, archived)

Well he is dangerously overweight
and he never moves any further than he has to. So it stands to reason that he'd slow down at some point.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:26, archived)

He doesn't look morbidly obese though, I fear his kids will have to put up with him for a little longer :(

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:39, archived)

Objects on the internet may appear slimmer than they actually are

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:47, archived)

You talk about my kids a lot.
I'm assuming you're a nonce.
You should kill yourself.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:50, archived)

Twelve Monkeys, arranged by size then colour

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:51, archived)

0.11 to 2.98 per 10,000 person-years do 'ave 'em

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:51, archived)

The male human who raised himself in altitude on a hill and then decreased his altitude on the same hill.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:58, archived)

love you, balders.
never change, k?
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:42, archived)

I never do. That's why I smell.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:45, archived)