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Where are you going to go for your holiday this year?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
Mono's bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
*QI KLAXONS*

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
BOOM!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
BOOM!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
not THAT sort of boom, baldmonkey
now please clean your shit off the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
BOOM, I want you in my room.

(I helped save b3ta! Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
I imagine it is like a well furnished caravan
which has been mysteriously filled with the rotting corpses of exotic animals.
How do you imagine mono's bumhole?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
I always saw it as a spacious, opulent bar
with many a fine drink available, a pianist and dancing.

Perhaps a smoking room, and card games.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
mysteriously filled with the rotting corpses of exotic animals?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
no, only well preserved corpses
for future cooking and so on.

Although it might have a giant stag's head hanging on the wall over the hearth.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
a stag's head with a gouty neck

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:20, archived)

ia e t
(I helped save b3ta! spesh, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
it's a bit like wookey hole except there is no escape

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
help! I'm trapped in manolith's bumhole!

(I helped save b3ta! spesh, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:13, archived)
you can check out anytime you like
but you can never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
i'd love to fuck your wife

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
It's fairly easy to do. You should try it.
I bet you'd be ace at it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
See. Told you so.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
Whereas Two Hats' attempt was so pathetically shit I had to delete my reply.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
he's always ruining things, i don't know why we hang around with him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
because I'm handsome, that's why

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
when you're right, you're right

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
you terrible genius, you.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
Has anybody lost a little boy called Frisbee?
He seems to have got lost and wandered into /offtopic.
Anyway, he's there if one of you wants to come over and collect him.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
Oh and to answer your question:
France.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
Cool.
Enjoy that.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
No ta.
You could give him a message though: "Kill yourself."
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
Will do

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
tell him we've moved.
no forwarding address.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
Hey Janet! Can I have a picture of your penis please?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
sure.
a3 portrait size ok for you? you won't appreciate the droop otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
Keep 'im
he's persona non grata here
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
Why the nastiness?
He's all right.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 16 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
dunno man, think i might be leaving the uk anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
dear m
The UK is shit, but it'll be even shitter without you around to fuck shitcunts shit up.

h xxx
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
fucking tax exile cunt

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
That's nice.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
Dear mongy
you ain't sleeping on my sofa

Love,
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
sadtimes :(
Nah, its Arab lands or Africa or India, dunno yet, depends on the free van
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
Mate, is this anything to do with me? 'cus if it is, then it's over stepped the mark.

(I helped save b3ta! Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:48, archived)
Dunno yet Balders,
trying to organise sailing, but i need to rope my father and brother in to the deal too, needs at least 3 of us to get a decent sized boat. But then i have to spend a week in a small box with my brothers dull girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
i like boats

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
i like boats also.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
if you were a boat what boat would you be?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
FAT BALLBOAT

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
wanna go sailing with me?
I was thinking Ionian for 2 weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
i like ionians

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
what, after the sailing holiday?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
no janet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
well then FUCK YOU.
that was a brilliant joke.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
you're a fucking joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
i don't mean it.
Want to fuck me?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
OI!
Fucking janet is NO JOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:44, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:46, archived)
Can I just say I sniggered with "You're a fucking joke" then did that semi-lol when you said janet was no joke.
But seriously, I'd do some Game Of Thrones rollplay with her. She could be a whitewalker who's captured me and needs to give me a blowjob in order to break my vowels to those wall people.
(I helped save b3ta! Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
I'd like to do one of those big rig sailing holidays
and pretend I was Nelson/Hornblower/Cochrane/Aubrey
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
/MacArthur

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
come sail a topper with me

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:39, archived)
glasgow :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
I've been to Glasgow
it was grey. I went to a meeting with a big whiskey company but I didn't get any free whiskey. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
Cheap cunts, I hope you bit their ankles.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:41, archived)
nowhere
I'm poor
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
ME TOO!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
Nowhere
Paying to make my stupid house look nice
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON THAT LIVES IN PORTSMOUTH?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
Arthur Conan Doyle used to play in goal for POrtsmouth FC

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
well, that isn't really answering the question,
but thanks for the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
Charles Dickens was born here

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
IT WAS IN THE RIGHT FUCKING BALLPARK.
I think one of The Monkees lives in Southsea.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
I think some of the founding members of Manfredd Mann were from Portsmouth

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
Southsea is a shitheap.
we used to go to a rock night in this funny sports bar next to the station. It was truly appalling.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
What station?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
Fratton,
just trying to find it on streetview
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
Smiffy's

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
Well that's Fratton then isn't it
Southsea is miles away
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
yeah,
dunno why i thought it was in southsea. Fratton is horrible though.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
Fratton is terrible
If only because Modolith lives there
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
reality TV star Kim Woodburn had humble beginnings in Portsmouth.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:51, archived)
James Callaghan went to the school round the corner from me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
you're not answering my question.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
I FUCKING TRIED, DOWN THERE v

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:46, archived)
Actress Denise Black, real name Denise Nixon, was born in 1959 in Portsmouth, to mother Stella, a bank teller and Lieutenant Don Nixon, an engineering officer in the Royal Navy.
Her first professional drama role was as a cat in Miniatures at Sheffield's Crucible Theatre. In 1992, Denise appeared in The Bill, A Touch of Frost and as a Police woman in Between The Lines before joining Coronation Street as hair dresser Denise Osbourne, a role she played until February 1996, she returned for another 6 months in Coronation Street at the end of 1992.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
Does she still live here?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
Charles Dickens, Rudyard Kipling and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, all British authors, are famous people who lived in Portsmouth.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:49, archived)
Dr Hilary Jones did a fun run in Portsmouth in 2009.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:52, archived)
Patrick Moore lives on the Isle Of Wight.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:52, archived)
Mark King of Level 42 used to own a shit restaurant in Ryde
Maybe he still does. What the fuck do I care.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (b 1947), bodybuilder, actor and now Governor of California - although he never lived in Portsmouth in the 1970s, Schwarzenegger used to work out in a gym in Albert Road

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
Someone I knew at school always said that his Uncle used to work out with Arnie
and naturally none of us believed him. I've since found out that he did work out in Portsmouth, so it's possibly true. Sorry to the bloke that I accused of being a lying prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
Brian Howe, vocalist with Bad Company

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
Currently?
Dunno...some footballer probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:42, archived)
ME TOO TO YOU TOO!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
*fundless decorating fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
I had a holiday in my garage two weeks ago
that was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
Cuba, Mexico, and then the States for ten weeks.
Woo.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
kidderminster

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
Majorca
next week with the missus and if time/money permit then maybe Tenerife later in the year with my mate for some scuba :)
(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
Imagination land. I can't afford a real holiday.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:29, archived)
i have not taken a day off, for holidays or for sickness, in well over a year
and i have no intention of changing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:22, archived)