I'm almost certain that he did
It's all a tax dodge Monts. Anything pertaining to permanent residence in the UK that is put into a song is a perfectly legal claim.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)

I knew your sharp legal brain would come in handy here.
Do any other readers have a song-related legal declaration they'd like to share?
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)

I called marti pellow a cunt once.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:08, archived)

He'd obviously taken a break from wishing he was lucky

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)

it was his day off from feeling things with his fingers and toes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)

Excellent work
My pal Toby is an electrician in the telly/film business, his best story concerns the filming of TV smash ‘Harbour Lights’: a member of the public vaulted the barriers during filming, and punched Nick Berry into the sea, before legging it.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)

same friend that beheaded a tramp with a ninja sword?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:17, archived)

No, different one.
He's barred from the Isle of Man, though - like Andy Kershaw. True story.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)

for stalking andy kershaw's ex-wife?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)

For being a massive prick every time he crosses the three pint barrier I expect.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)

some mate you are!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)

I know!!!
I even lolled when his dad committed suicide. But then he was quite annoying at our mutual pal's stag do, so i feel justified.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:27, archived)

oh man :'(
monty boyce? monty ballbag more like!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)

Oh come on, he hanged himself in their garage whilst they were eating dinner!
Apparently they thought he'd gone for a shit.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)

should have gone to specsavers :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)

should've gone for a shit

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)

YOUN A SHTI!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)

I Will Always Love You, In Perpetuity Througout The Known Universe

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)

The Four Tops were detained indefinitely during their last Mexican Tour
They are now residents of a mental home in Acapulco.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:16, archived)