The tube was fucking horrible.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:24, archived)

Yeah.
Terry Smug Cunt Christian, and Jools Smugger Cunt Holland.
Fucking HORRIBLE.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:26, archived)

Was Terry Christian on The Tube?
EDIT the internet tells me no, he was on The Word SO YOUR JOKE DOESN'T WORK STUJ I BET YOU FEEL WELL STUPID NOW
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:29, archived)

FUCK YOU MONTY!
I'M OLD I'm EXPECTED to get confused and forgetful.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:33, archived)

Also, Paula Yates = Terry Christian in a dress.
Yes.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:35, archived)

I bet Paula Yates had a smelly fanny.
I bet she still does.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:36, archived)

Probably yeah.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:37, archived)

Ashally, no, she got divorced from Geldof didn't she?

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:39, archived)

I bet that Australian fellow she ran off with had a penis that smelled of eucalyptus leaves.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:40, archived)

He only did that to get noshed off by koala bears.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:42, archived)

In between murdering English hitchhikers.
You know what those Australians are like.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:43, archived)

you seem to know an awful lot about the smell of other people's genitals

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:22, archived)

It's one of my 'areas', yes.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)

i can smell your 'area' from here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:37, archived)

She had one of those 'smelly fanny' faces.
Like Tricia Burnage from my school aka 'Fisha Burnage'. Kids are so witty.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:40, archived)

to be fair to stuj, The Word was on the tube
in this instance tube could mean television
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:22, archived)

I think we all know that's just legalese and not in the spirit in which stuj meant it.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:23, archived)

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:24, archived)

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PROOF

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:32, archived)

R
Also, hello.
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)

Good day, good day.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:36, archived)

I just found this. :(
LOL, those zany architects, eh?
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:51, archived)

Oh for crying out loud.
'Hilarious' at the planning stage but don't actually build it you cunts.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)

Exactly this.

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)

freshome.com/2007/09/08/amazing-upside-down-house/
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:31, archived)

when jools holland stands up my world goes awry.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:12, archived)

When Smokey sings, I hear violins

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:19, archived)

or violence

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:20, archived)

I am reliably informed that Martin Fry is 'really sound'.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:33, archived)

Well that's good enough for me

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:42, archived)

My pal Keiron engineered a session for him.
He hates everyone so for him to say that, he really must be OK.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:43, archived)

OLD.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:28, archived)

I prefer the term 'Classic' thankyewvehmuch

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)

'Vintage'

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:38, archived)

but never Old School
I dislike that expression intensely
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:43, archived)

old skool

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:47, archived)

His one contribution to Julien Temple's Dr Feelgood documentary
is a clip stating that Canvey Island isn't an island, then apologising and saying that it is. Thanks, Jools.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:34, archived)

canvey island is a fucking wasteland.
fact.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:36, archived)

It's really effing grim.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:37, archived)

i bet you wander round whitechapel looking for a stab.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:39, archived)

Funnily enough it's ten minutes' walk from my home.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:44, archived)

It's not that funny actually, is it.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:45, archived)

no. you ponce.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:46, archived)

'Hipster ponce' if you don't mind.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:47, archived)