I bet that Australian fellow she ran off with had a penis that smelled of eucalyptus leaves.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:40, archived)

He only did that to get noshed off by koala bears.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:42, archived)

In between murdering English hitchhikers.
You know what those Australians are like.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:43, archived)

you seem to know an awful lot about the smell of other people's genitals

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:22, archived)

It's one of my 'areas', yes.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)

i can smell your 'area' from here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:37, archived)