www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPJtsI74xow
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:21, archived)

I once went to Goldie's Metalheads club night in Hoxton Square with James Bradfield.
He's about 4 foot tall. During the evening he announced that he was 'up to five wanks a day'.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:42, archived)

do you mean james DEAN bradfield?
i'm not sure when your tired name-dropping became accepted over here but i sincerely wish you'd stop it.

i met richard o'brien once, if that helps?
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:48, archived)

They really are tired.
I don't have one from the past ten years.

I once met the Wombles.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:49, archived)

fuck you - i'm related to the beverley sisters.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)

Lonnie Donegan used to babysit my brother.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:56, archived)

pat cash walked past me at wimbledon once.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)

One of my lecturers at college was once shoulder barged to the floor by Joe Strummer
TENUOUS!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)

I cannot abide 'The Clash'.
True story.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:03, archived)

oh lord, agreeing with monty, here.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:11, archived)

'White Riot' is a good single.
Everything else they recorded was fucking toss.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)

plus joe 'strummer' was a public school wanker masquerading as disaffected youth.
it's that what boils my piss more than anything.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)

Fraud-ass bitchez

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:42, archived)

i met amy pond. she is lovely.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)

I live in the same country as David 'DavCam' Cameron.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)

I met Timmy Mallett

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)

How does he smell?

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:54, archived)

Rich tea biscuits

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)

So did I!
He hit me with his mallet and it made my specs fall off. FACT.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:00, archived)

You should sue.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)

Don't think I didn't try
but his team is just too big. He's still living off Wack-a-day money
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:03, archived)

The Wack-a-day millions make him untouchable.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:04, archived)

I'm fearful even mentioning it to be honest

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)

I might change my address pronto - I suggest you do the same.
Next time it won't be a toy mallet.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)

I think JDB is one of the greatest british guitarists of all time
THERE! I SAID IT!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)

Really?
To be honest I've never noticed his guitar playing.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:05, archived)

It's more evident on the first three albums
On Generation Terrorists it's like Slash joined the Ramones.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)

I must confess I find the earnest and pompous pseudo-intellectualism of the lyrics so offputting
I cannot bring myself to listen to them.

Calm down Taffy, no-one's impressed that you've read some books.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:15, archived)

going to disagree with you here.
motorcycle emptiness and la tristessa durera are beautiful.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)

I will never know.
Once a band release a single about the Spanish civil war, they will always be wankers to me. It's a little rule I have.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)

you abject twat.
look, if i can forgive the levellers for 'hello pig' i'm sure you can find it in your heart to enjoy the manics for just being bloody good guitar music.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)

It leaves me stone cold, soz.
To me they sound like they're trying too hard. Trying to sound 'epic', trying to sound 'clever'. And their 'manifesto' is of the most embarrassing things I've ever read. Richey Edwards was a fucking knob and all. When I started university I got a leaflet from NatWest with an article in it written by him, all about how he always did his essays on time. Rock and roll, you Welsh turd.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)

right, i'm calling you on this.
you never mastered the guitar, did you? you wrote a couple of songs when you were fourteen but due to your vast unpopularity you never quite formed a band. and the girl with the blonde hair and the debbie harry look slept with that guy from your maths class.

don't try and deny it.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)

I was founder member of freeform psychedelic rockers 'Electric Head Funk' ACTUALLY.
And I was briefly in shoegaze 'legends' Revolver.

So NERR.

EDIT there's also a Siouxsie remix from a few years ago knocking about somewhere which I played on as well. So NERR.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)

the defence rests.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)

NERR.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)

oh monty.
next time i'm in that london let's get drunk and argue about minor esoteric bands that nobody has ever heard of.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:37, archived)

OK SURE.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:42, archived)

PS I have BRILLIANT namedrop story abour your mates The Levellers

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:50, archived)

go on then.
if it's about chadwick being a fat alco i think i'm ahead of you here though.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)

Long before they were signed and they were a traveller-type band,
they played a gig in Kingsworthy near where I am from, and they gave us a lift to their gig in their van, as they were pals with a mate of mine who lived 'on site'. My brother and I had to create a diversion in Oddbins whilst they nicked booze.

Between the entire band they got (IIRC) two cans of bitter and a litre of cider. Pathetic shoplifting, you 'new age renegades. I did however also get given a rather good demo tape which I still have somewhere.

THE END.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:13, archived)

That is a good album.

(Drimble something lol here, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:18, archived)