I'm fearful even mentioning it to be honest

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)

I might change my address pronto - I suggest you do the same.
Next time it won't be a toy mallet.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)