I feel pretty brill, I only just woke up.

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)

how's your gaping fanny?
like a paperhanger's bucket, i heard.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)

*purses lips*

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)

You appear to have disturbed a family of tramps that had taken up residence in the folds.
NICE WORK, FURRY.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)

HURRAH!
A resounding WIN from The LOVELY Tee Eff Dee!
*Panders*
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)

Hello there Stuj you penguin fiddler.
It's not too bad that I only just got up. I went to bed at 7.30ish.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)

You dirty stopout.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:05, archived)

Party night tonight and all.
I'm going to be utterly ruined by the time I get to Scotland.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)

That's the best way to deal with having to go to Scotland.
:)
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)

Little known fact:
Trainspotting was sponsored by the Scottish tourist board.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)

That's not little known AT ALL.
What IS little known is that last year's riots in That London were ordered by Boris Johnson to make Glaswegian tourists feel at home.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)