That's the best way to deal with having to go to Scotland.
:)
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)

Little known fact:
Trainspotting was sponsored by the Scottish tourist board.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)

That's not little known AT ALL.
What IS little known is that last year's riots in That London were ordered by Boris Johnson to make Glaswegian tourists feel at home.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)