Seeing my daughter tonightTomorrow morning my mum and her lesbian lover are coming up to visit my kid, then I'm off to the West End to get pissed with some chaps from /off topic. Sunday: crying in a darkened room.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:33,
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What's it like having two mums?Is it exactly like how they portray it in those skinflicks a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend said they saw?
Also: Darkened rooms are for sissies. You need to go out into the rain and drink pina coladas. Or however that song goes.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:37,
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imagine putting a frisbee on top of another, upside down frisbeeand then rubbing them together, it's like that
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After [b3tan]'s fanfiction of Janet in a Friskini, I thought I'd be pretty much immune to horrific mental images.But no, you've managed to effect an overriding sense of horror in me.
*rocks in the corner*
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:45,
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It's fine to be honest.My father is on his third wife as well so in total I've had five mums. LOL. I was 18 before any of this shit started so none of it bothers me at all. My younger sister's rather fucked up by it, though.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 16:59,
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I'm going to single you out for "your mum" jokes.(
Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 17:05,
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Are you a bastard or are you counting your mum twice?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 22 Jun 2012, 17:10,
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Maths is not my strong suit.Four mums it is.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 22 Jun 2012, 17:15,
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once you go monty you never go back.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 17:01,
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