saturday morning post.
just because. fuck off.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:00, archived)

Hold up, what the fuck am I doing up this early on a Saturday?

( broadsword, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:06, archived)

me too broady.
me too.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 7:10, archived)

JUMP THE FUCK UP!

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:51, archived)

uprocking floordropping, spinning and gliding, windmill combinding, 19 999999

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)

i went to a dance club last night mongy,
No lasers and no smoke, and the cunts played Adele. Pretty sure they misunderstood what a dance club is.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:08, archived)

was there a strobe? must of been a strobe

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)

nope,
Place was done up like an amateur wedding disco.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)

i fear you may well have attended a school disco

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:25, archived)

open till 3 with bouncers on thr door?pretty rough school

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)

I just got this:
i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/chrashed/Web/arsemong.jpg
( broadsword, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)

lol

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)

you've got to get ready for saturday kitchen coming on soon!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:17, archived)

I like Wolfgang puck's accent.
more people should be called Wolfgang.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)

ilikeshortbread

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)

Is this like the bit in Trainspotting where Renton's family are all singing
and then Spud's mum walks past all glum, and Begsby goes mental at her saying "Yoor soon's a coont" in that funny accent they have.

Only it's really YOUR mum, not Spud's, and everyone laughs at her because of you.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 23 Jun 2012, 12:11, archived)