Machine gun towers
On the day you move in, make up your bed first. That way if nothing else gets done, at least you have somewhere to sleep.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:46, archived)

I don't have a bed.
What now?
( MONO!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:49, archived)

>masturbate

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)

Buy a bed

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51, archived)

dear god, it's so simple it might just work!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)

Hey...
It's what I do
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)

*fives*

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:56, archived)

*embraces*
*steals wallet*
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)

mum! hats is stealing again!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:04, archived)

SQUEALER
*dead arms*
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:06, archived)

oww!!! MUM, TH IS HITTING AGAIN!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)

JESUS!
Alright Mumps...how's the family?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)

not dead, yet.
summer hols are super fun!

how's your brood?
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:15, archived)

Yeah, alright
Loud. Just....loud.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:22, archived)

AND a house?!
are you crazy?!
( MONO!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:54, archived)

Hmm...good point
I recommend buying a decent bed and a tent
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)

I have a tent.

( MONO!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)

Well then you're half way there!
You're really getting the hang of this home-owner lark!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:05, archived)