I don't think tits would be as fun made of lego...

( MONO!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)

are you sure MONO!
I think you just got a summer project.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51, archived)

Maybe I could stick a fleshlight between them

( MONO!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)

there you go. to the MONO!cave
*spinning MONO! logo*
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)

DADADADADADAAAAAAAA

( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)

Bits would fall off and then you'd inevitably step on them with bare feet. :(

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:52, archived)

Oh man, maybe I should just keep my shoes on.

( MONO!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:56, archived)