Hi everyone.
Just to let you know, Baldmonkey likes Jews.
Thanks. xxx
(Baldmonkey's Mum, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:33, archived)

Roxanne, there is little call for your services this evening.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)

i enjoy taking my car out for a spin

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)

the city of London is on the phone for you

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)

hang on a minute, it's the hour for hammering!

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:36, archived)

going to stay awake till we arrive in belfast

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)

Morning abode.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:38, archived)

stand up for the fact that you can have some frienfs over, play a little music, maybe have a drink or 2

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:39, archived)

BACK AWAY FROM THE BATH CUBES, PIGSO.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:40, archived)

the lady in question has a nice bottom

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:41, archived)

a rock travelling at speed won't have anything grow on it as much as a stationary one in damp conditions.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:40, archived)

paul revere.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)

no! sleep! til dublin!

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)

dublin bedtime
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)

what fresh hell is this?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)

hey mumpsy,
That's BM's mum. She's a fat slapper.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:48, archived)

it's not really though, it's just baldmonkey
it's all just baldmonkey.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)

it's we're
( MONO!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)

The entire internet is actually just countless millions of baldmonkeys,
fatly, sweatily, ballbagishly and lolwakily hammering away on their grease-patina'd keyboards, day and night, year in, year out.

It's like some Lovecraftian vision of the fundamentally meaningless and inconceivable horror at the core of reality.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)

set in grimsby

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:01, archived)

Too far, man, too far. :(

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)

piggsy is doing lolarious translations of song titles.
i suppose he has a pub quiz to do tonight. the ginger prick.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:48, archived)

fucking hell, can't you even do a holiday properly?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)

I'M WORKING.
christ, you people.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)

you've been sent on a holiday by your company you ungrateful sow.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)

no. i'm working.
i worked very late last night. honest.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)

you lying cow, you were probably in the bar drinking mexican lager with a lime wedge in it,

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)