hey mumpsy,
That's BM's mum. She's a fat slapper.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:48, archived)

it's not really though, it's just baldmonkey
it's all just baldmonkey.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)

it's we're
( MONO!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)

The entire internet is actually just countless millions of baldmonkeys,
fatly, sweatily, ballbagishly and lolwakily hammering away on their grease-patina'd keyboards, day and night, year in, year out.

It's like some Lovecraftian vision of the fundamentally meaningless and inconceivable horror at the core of reality.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)

set in grimsby

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:01, archived)

Too far, man, too far. :(

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)