you've been sent on a holiday by your company you ungrateful sow.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)

no. i'm working.
i worked very late last night. honest.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)

you lying cow, you were probably in the bar drinking mexican lager with a lime wedge in it,

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)