It's not too late, you could still be interesting.
Start a thread about, maybe, films that are about dentistry, or something.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)

I've only posted one more post than you in the last 7 days and it's this one.
If it was possible to search for ' ¦:¬D ' you'd see swathe upon swathe of quality joke after quality joke. I've contributed innumerable (3) questionably fair Catchphrase© threads and am the only person to have ever gazzed enough people on here to have them click 'I like this' on my posts so I could make the only ever popular page chevron. What have you ever done, man?
( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:00, archived)

I once didn't rape and murder Blue Star.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)

Only once?

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)

I was talking about the time her mother thought that I was going to, but I didn't.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)

thought hoped
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)

Steady on.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)

Oh come on, it's only natural for a parent to want to escape the stigma of having a Ginge child.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)

Meh, it's not as much fun without the danger of the pitter-patter of tiny angry feet.
COME BACK BLOO YOU FLOUNCING LAWN ORNAMENT!
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)