I was only 21
And I wanted to use the engine in my Vauxhall Viva.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)

and the follow-up story
was better
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)

so, did you shag any of them?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)

just add this paragraph to the end
"she subsequently took me back to her place, where she tied me to the bed and modelled her exquisite collection of military uniforms before sodomising me with a pickelhaube."
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)

aww man, you have all the fun :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)

why did you want to put that engine in a viva?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)

A Viva with that engine is called a Magnum
Bedford = Vauxhall, they shared parts, and the engine and gearbox would have dropped straight in.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:32, archived)

why is it called a magnum?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:36, archived)

because it has a really impressive moustache on the front

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)

80'stvlolz

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)

I think piggy was asking in a more metaphysical manner

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)