just add this paragraph to the end
"she subsequently took me back to her place, where she tied me to the bed and modelled her exquisite collection of military uniforms before sodomising me with a pickelhaube."
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)

aww man, you have all the fun :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)