The front of the beetle was caved in, the woman's car I'd gone into the back of had a small crack on her bumper
She said "you must've been going really fast" and "I think you've come off better than me"

I was doing less than 30, but was going down a hill and hit a patch of ice when I hit the brake. Nearly broke my fucking nose on the steering wheel.
( MONO!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)

boy, they sure made those beetles to last!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)