all the scars I've got have been from shitty embarrasing accidents
I never get any cool crippling injuries :(
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)

My most crippling accidents were
breaking my hand whilst skiing off piste
and cutting my wrist open whilst cutting a massive block of cheese.
( MONO!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)

how did you manage to cut your wrist doing that?
was it shit cheese and the thought of eating it was too much?
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)

next time he should cut more CAERPHILLY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)

great gag eely, I (port) salut you!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:59, archived)

you babybellend

( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)

it was a fucking big block of cheese.
and pushing down on it with all my weight cut through very very slowly.
My hand slipped off the end of the knife and came back up catching my wrist on the blunted point tearing right through to the bone.
Strangely it didn't bleed at all for about 5 minutes.
( MONO!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:18, archived)

I cut the end of my finger off and sliced through my arm
but then, I did work as a chef.
they gave me plastic knives as a joke :'(((((
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:25, archived)

This was whilst cheffing.
it was good fun, all happened the day before one of our busiest days, I was only there to do all the prep work for it.
( MONO!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:41, archived)

I think the best crippling injury/scar to have would be a shark bite to the torso

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)

only if you killed it.
fucker got my kidney but I got his head!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)

I bet that camembhurt

( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:42, archived)