my girlfriend ran over a cyclist once
she was coming out of a junction with a high wall next to it and he went right across the bonnet

she was worried she'd killed him, proper shitted him up
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:59, archived)

poor eely. :((

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)

I've never been hit by a car, only badgers and completely stationary kerbs :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)

kerbs are tricky,
some of them you an go up, called "drop kerbs" and some, you can't. It's a minefield out there.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:05, archived)

Good for crawling along, however.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)

Did she put him out of his misery by sitting on him?

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)

Wait, when you say 'proper shitted him up' are you referring to your girlfriend?
In which case your girlfriend is clearly a man.
A big fat man.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:40, archived)

I think there may have been a car involved.

(Drimble something lol here, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:40, archived)

She crushed a cyclist AND a car?

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)

BMW vs MTB vs BBW

(Drimble something lol here, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)

i dunno why you hate me, chunder
i did mean to say 'shitted her up' though
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)

Of course I don't hate you, it's just banter innit?
I'm sorry if your girlfriend really is a fat man and I've offended you.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:52, archived)