you could have the crumbs left under your foreskin the following day for elevenses.

( MONO!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:46, archived)

would you go in through the longitudinal jam join,
or break through the side like an almondy hymen?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)

almondy hymen. gross.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)

Like a savoury creme brulee

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)

I've never had a savoury battenberg

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)

I'd go straight down the middle, the jam providing extra lubrication.

( MONO!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)

What was that for?

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)