Have you ever stuck your fingers in your own asshole?
I found a gun-shaped cigarette lighter.
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)

In your rectum?

( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:31, archived)

Rectum?
Damn near killed um!
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)