I'll be the one with the kate-v-william royal wedding programmes that cost 2 quid but were on ebay for 35 the next week
I was sold a sticker album the other day, i was only trying to buy a fancy bread roll
( spesh, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)

The albums are free, you were conned!

( magnum, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)

do they all come with melted cheese and ham in?

( spesh, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)

PANINI JOKE

( magnum, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:31, archived)

I fucking hate people who call one panino "a panini".
"Paninis" is even worse. Ignorant cunts.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)

What about someone who asks you if you want anything cos they're going to Asda's?

(Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)

"Asda's" is almost as bad as "paninis",

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)

And don't get me fucking started
on people who ask for "fat-free Coke".
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:01, archived)

Damn straight.

(Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)

well you are

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)

Oh man
it's like an angry rnuk
:(
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)

THEY'RE NOT CALLED TAPASSES

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)

What's the plural of Pop Tart?

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)

Girls Aloud

( magnum, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)

lololol

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)

top work

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)

not if you get the packet with crack sticker included

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)