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bored of that now

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
prick

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)
wanker

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)
wanker

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)
JMG!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
JMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)
Me too.
How are you?

twazzack
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)
alright tfd
wanker
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)
Alright ooocftw?
How did your colouring in go? I've finished the phase of my work which involved sticking things onto a map. Sad times. PhD is gonna go downhill from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
My colouring in is pretty fucking special, if I say so myself
I've also managed to do a variegated wash from light green to dark blue so basically Turner can fuck off and die, I'm the Daddy now.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)
Turner was a showboating shitcunt in any case.
Fucking painting an entire work on RA varnishing day, drawing a crowd and then, when he deemed it finished, just stepping back, nodding to his canvas in a smug way and walking out without saying anything or acknowledging the people there. He's like the Damien Hurst of his day, self-publicising wanker.
Glad you've managed to have a wash, you did sort of need it.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)
That's exactly how a good performance should be executed
None of this dicking about blowing kisses and waving and pandering like some crowd-pleasing cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)
If he'd really wanted to not be a wanker he could have just painted it in his studio like everyone else does.
He's an attention seeking spastic. He should have fucked off back to QoTW.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:21, archived)
Most famous artists are showboating shitcunts
I blame Vasari, the bootlicking mythologising wop prick.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
Fucking Vasari can fuck the shit off.
Fucking genius of the individual artist theorising twat. Lives of the artists is like reading fucking Hello magazine. I blame Vasari for most of what is wrong with art history. Fucking Italian Renaissance knobjockey.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)
My thoughts prexactly
Still, where would academia be without the chance to speculate over Caravaggio's genius being a result of bumming dogs?
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:28, archived)
Caravaggio is clearly pretty boss though.
It's fucking Raphael and da Vinci that I can't stand. I'd delete both the fuckers. Bloody awful paintings. I'm only keeping Mickey because he's a good sculptor and architect innit, I'd still totally hide his paintbrushes though.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
BORING
let's talk about bottoms and knockers and fannies and that
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:34, archived)
Oi, I made you a birthday card and everything you fat shit.
I like penises more than fannies, trufax... but then again I am a fucking gay.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)
Momo's eating a piece of apple, imagine that

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
you run B Wing but I'm the Daddy

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:26, archived)
it's my WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI birthday today

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
happy birthday you spastic
www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/egg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
not clickin that, could be a virus, soz

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)
Dearest m,
I didn't mean to ignore you earlier. I am well jealous of your skills.

Luv,
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
May your birthday experience be the very peak of happiness.
What are you doing for it?
Apart from being waki waki waki waki waki waki waki waki waki waki waki waki waki waki waki waki waki waki that is.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)
watching the F1
talking to Momo

might go for a walk and count some lamp posts later
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)
Sounds like a not completely shit day.
WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI BIRTHDAY
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:26, archived)
not clickin that, could be a virus, soz

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
get baldmonkey to sing happy birthday to you

(I helped save b3ta! fatpoof, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)
gonna go l8rs kir

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
Peace out bro

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
I'm glad you're back

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
Fuck off blue-namer.
Last day of work then off for 9 days!!! Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)
I like how sometimes you go to work
and sometimes you don't

and you sometimes eat stuff
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)