My colouring in is pretty fucking special, if I say so myself
I've also managed to do a variegated wash from light green to dark blue so basically Turner can fuck off and die, I'm the Daddy now.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)

Turner was a showboating shitcunt in any case.
Fucking painting an entire work on RA varnishing day, drawing a crowd and then, when he deemed it finished, just stepping back, nodding to his canvas in a smug way and walking out without saying anything or acknowledging the people there. He's like the Damien Hurst of his day, self-publicising wanker.
Glad you've managed to have a wash, you did sort of need it.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)

That's exactly how a good performance should be executed
None of this dicking about blowing kisses and waving and pandering like some crowd-pleasing cunt.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:03, archived)

If he'd really wanted to not be a wanker he could have just painted it in his studio like everyone else does.
He's an attention seeking spastic. He should have fucked off back to QoTW.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:21, archived)

Most famous artists are showboating shitcunts
I blame Vasari, the bootlicking mythologising wop prick.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)

Fucking Vasari can fuck the shit off.
Fucking genius of the individual artist theorising twat. Lives of the artists is like reading fucking Hello magazine. I blame Vasari for most of what is wrong with art history. Fucking Italian Renaissance knobjockey.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)

My thoughts prexactly
Still, where would academia be without the chance to speculate over Caravaggio's genius being a result of bumming dogs?
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:28, archived)

Caravaggio is clearly pretty boss though.
It's fucking Raphael and da Vinci that I can't stand. I'd delete both the fuckers. Bloody awful paintings. I'm only keeping Mickey because he's a good sculptor and architect innit, I'd still totally hide his paintbrushes though.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)

BORING
let's talk about bottoms and knockers and fannies and that
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:34, archived)

Oi, I made you a birthday card and everything you fat shit.
I like penises more than fannies, trufax... but then again I am a fucking gay.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)

Momo's eating a piece of apple, imagine that

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)

you run B Wing but I'm the Daddy

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:26, archived)