Most famous artists are showboating shitcunts
I blame Vasari, the bootlicking mythologising wop prick.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)

Fucking Vasari can fuck the shit off.
Fucking genius of the individual artist theorising twat. Lives of the artists is like reading fucking Hello magazine. I blame Vasari for most of what is wrong with art history. Fucking Italian Renaissance knobjockey.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)

My thoughts prexactly
Still, where would academia be without the chance to speculate over Caravaggio's genius being a result of bumming dogs?
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:28, archived)

Caravaggio is clearly pretty boss though.
It's fucking Raphael and da Vinci that I can't stand. I'd delete both the fuckers. Bloody awful paintings. I'm only keeping Mickey because he's a good sculptor and architect innit, I'd still totally hide his paintbrushes though.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)

BORING
let's talk about bottoms and knockers and fannies and that
(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:34, archived)

Oi, I made you a birthday card and everything you fat shit.
I like penises more than fannies, trufax... but then again I am a fucking gay.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)

Momo's eating a piece of apple, imagine that

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)