I watched Prometheus last night
Visually entertaining, but the same old pseudo-philosophical sci-fi bullshit.

I want some proper sci-fi, with aliens or robots or spaceships or summink. What have you got?
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:26, archived)

might go for a drive, nice sunny evening, plenty of fuel
could do with an 'italian tune up', or an excuse to give it some to stop it from plinking all the time
( fatpoof, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)

#1 I've already started drinking
#2 My engine isn't connected to the rest of the car
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)

Those inverted commas make 'italian tune up' sound like some sort of sexually deviant act.
Perverted commas.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)

I watched Fight Club last night
no robots.

I've got to sort out my savings bank account
( magnum, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:42, archived)

I saw Bradd Pitt having lunch the other day
tru fax
( planearm, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:59, archived)

Was he having some bread?
Pitt a bread?
( magnum, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:06, archived)

Eragon

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)

no wait, Matrix Reloaded

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)

WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI WAKI

(Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig sig si, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)

has your birthday cake got marzipan on?

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)

marzipan is for cunts.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)

this is the stupidest thing I've ever read

if you ever have a battenberg, send me what's left
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)

marzipan is for chimpzipanzees

( vladimir, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)

I dunno
some people like it
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)

wine and partridge series 2 on comedy central from 8pm.
back of the net.
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)

partridge is a painfully unfunny cringeworthy cunt
so it's no surprise you're looking forward to it
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)

i feel you have somehow missed the entire point of alan partridge.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:32, archived)

God, you really are a joyless shitdrip, aren't you.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)

cringe is not comedy
Someone being a socially clueless berk isn't comedy. Making it some sort of post-ironic actually-laughing-at-the-audience isn't comedy.

It's just a tired old BBC radio washup making stupid one-liners for students in a funny adenoidal voice. That's not comedy.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)

Coogan doesn't laugh at his audience, you're confusing him with Ricky Gervaise.
Now he really is a prize shitcunt.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)

I went to see it alone last sunday night at what seemed to be single middle age man o'clock
the 3D was shit and pointless apart from the opening landscapes and a couple of outdoorsy bits for scale.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:35, archived)

even your mum wouldn't go with you?
poor gluey :(
( janet aylia living la vida loony, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)

my mum is dead janet

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)

oh man, I forgot to give grry suggestions
moon or logan's run
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)

Moon's good
Some distracting plot holes but good enough
( magnum, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:14, archived)

it sounds a lot like spice world

( vladimir, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)

you know what, /talk?
You're all right
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)

prick

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:20, archived)

Wall-E is pretty good.

( planearm, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:59, archived)

Oh go fuck yourself planearm

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)

i dont get it, wall e IS pretty good

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)

no it isn't
it's a shallow saccharin tear-jerker about how we could all the save the planet if we just planted a seed and let it grow free. With a Johnny 5 rip-off blithering on about how he's fallen in love with an iPad.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)

aaw don't you have a soul it is a lovely tale

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7535786
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)

anything by philip K dick that involves arnie.
running man, that's well smashing, as is total recall
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)

ahem
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)

Casablanca

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)

if i wanted to read a film review blog i'd go to filmbloggers.net/shitcunts

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)

Not interested in that.
Planning to go and see the new Ken Loach this week though.
(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)

watched 25th Reich last night
Definitely had robots. Giant ass fucking Nazi spider robots.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)

I watched about 7 minutes of Iron Sky
before the woman insisted we watch Kung Fu Panda instead.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)

probably a good shout on her part

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)

Point Break.
Waterworld.
Last of the Mohicans.
Breakfast Club.
Killing Zoe.
Lock stock and two smoking barrels.
Sixth sense.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)

space-invading private ryan

( vladimir, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)

One Million Years B.C.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)

starship troopers is a good sci fi

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)

Cosmos: War Of The Planets is amazing. AKA Battaglie negli spazi stellari.
But if you want proper, have you seen 'Moon'?
( brb Too annoying for /talk, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:52, archived)