might go for a drive, nice sunny evening, plenty of fuel
could do with an 'italian tune up', or an excuse to give it some to stop it from plinking all the time
( fatpoof, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:33, archived)

#1 I've already started drinking
#2 My engine isn't connected to the rest of the car
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)

Those inverted commas make 'italian tune up' sound like some sort of sexually deviant act.
Perverted commas.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)