It shoots when you smile?
www.geekologie.com/2012/07/war-machine-company-selling-14m-personal.php

I want one
( MONO!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:30, archived)

Oh and you can choose from a variety of options
suidobashijuko.jp/
( MONO!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:35, archived)

Cool, now all the Japs need to do is perfect the art of transferring people's brains to robot bodies
and then we can acquire for ourselves a pair of Japanese cyborg bodies in the form of preteen schoolgirls so that we can become crime-fighting, mecha-piloting schoolgirls

then an anime gets made about us, but that doesn't matter because anime is shit
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)

It's the russians that are working on the brain/robot thing

( MONO!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:33, archived)

Didn't they already do that with Moggy, transferring the brain of a Japanese Schoolgirl into the body of a overweight 46 year old man?

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:52, archived)

Oh man, got all excited when I misread this on the BBC news website
'Chinese swimmer Ye Shiwen denies doping claims, while Team GB go for medals in equestrian,
canoeing and diving on day four of the Games.'

Thought for a second it said 'equestrian canoeing' which sounded like the best sport ever and one I might actually have bought tickets for.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:58, archived)

I'm sure you could buy a real gun and the opportunity to kill someone for less than that

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:52, archived)

How am I going to be considered a super villain with just a gun?

( MONO!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:55, archived)

MONO FOR SHOOTING GOLD PARAOLYMPICS 2016
GO TEAM GB
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:17, archived)

Just wear a beret and drive a Toyota pick-up with a machine gun on the back
That's what I'll be doing when society collapses
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)

society collapses

I become a mercenary soldier in Rhodesia
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)

society Mono's bumhole
col pro
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:34, archived)

I thought you were going for the Unimog,
or was that DKP
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:09, archived)

i like that it shoots BBs and water bottles

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:14, archived)

I like that bb rhymes with weewee

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:25, archived)

also, GB!

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:30, archived)

GO TEAM WEEWEE
Oh hang on, that'd be France :(
(Drimble something lol here, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:38, archived)

boooooooo

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)

+bs

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:09, archived)

i like them

( broadsword, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:44, archived)

And why wouldn't you? They're great fun!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:48, archived)

GO TEAM MY PEEPEE

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:34, archived)

BBs! Like Big Boobies!

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:44, archived)

oh my god! if they made them exploding they could take over the world!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:50, archived)

Boobies are great though

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:02, archived)

you got that right bub.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)

!

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:01, archived)

¡

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)

_.

well that didn't fucking work, did it
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)

Yeah, I can't do it either

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:05, archived)

•-

(Drimble something lol here, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:11, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/0fcb2734f07769c5925f/frenchdog.jpg
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)

I'd react that way too
if I saw a six-legged spider.
(Drimble something lol here, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:17, archived)

Tintin was Belgian, dunno about Snowy though

( spesh, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:17, archived)

Snowy was french
I have nothing to substantiate this, you'll just have to take my word for it.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:22, archived)

LIES

( spesh, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)

No, it's true
He was born in Strasbourg
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:25, archived)

ne me mens pas, M. Deux Chapeaux

( spesh, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:36, archived)

Zut alors!
Mange la rue a la gauche!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:42, archived)

you have ten seconds to comply!!!
it's like a shit real life anime mechadeathmachinextrememe!!111!!!1
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:24, archived)

anime is shit.
Morning mumpso! You ready for another exciting Olympic filled day?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:26, archived)

GTGB!!!!!
alright pigster, how's it? anime is not only shit, it's for nonces.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:29, archived)

I'm tiptop.
Got a nice slow Tuesday office day. Loverly.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:51, archived)

smashing stuff, I'm going to guess you get absolutly nothing done today.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:53, archived)

i might do the beer order, thats fairly important.
Probably tidy the office a bit. Have lunch, play a few hands of freecell, e-mail a couple of bookings, then knock off early.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:00, archived)

what? no wank?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:05, archived)

sadly no.
And I'd thank you for not bringing it up in future.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:25, archived)

:(
GTGB!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:27, archived)

i reckon it'd fall over if you got a couple people to push hard.
And by the look of the weight distribution of the thing it would struggle to get up again.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:27, archived)

if it weren't so implausible it should have rocket shoes.
aww, rip kewpie in ur h8rtz 4eva :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:31, archived)

is it sad that i want to talk about lego batman 2 now please?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:41, archived)

Really easy to 100% that one, more so than any of the others I reckon
but the levels and characters are so great I didn't care. How are you finding it?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:42, archived)

i completed the story last night and OMG wet my pants every time superman or the justice league came on
i've never really played any of the others for long, so this one must be easy really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:45, archived)

bloody good game though, very enjoyable, would play again AAAAAAAA*************

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:46, archived)

Yeah, when I first got Superman I was like "NOW WE'RE TALKING"
Yeah, dead easy. But as I say, it's so good that you don't care.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:47, archived)

i like the comedy way the flash runs when viewed side-on
it's like a fast goose step
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:48, archived)

Ha, nice
At first I was a bit disappointed that the characters have got voices, but I liked the humour of it all.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:50, archived)

too many news reports as well
at first the y were lol, but then i was like shut up bitch, i want to play the game
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:52, archived)

Yeah, it's good that you can skip through them eventually
I liked it when she took the piss out of Killer Moth though.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:55, archived)

yeah me too
and that superman was a bit of a do-goody douche, but batman was an even bigger grumpybum
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:59, archived)

Hope they do another DC one
Mind you, a Marvel one would be ace. X-Men, Spiderman, Avengers...a lot they could do with that.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:01, archived)

I hate Marvel

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:06, archived)

Be that as it may
Magneto, Prof X, Cyclops, Spiderman, Hulk, Iron Man...all perfect characters for a Lego game.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:11, archived)

sounds gay, Marvel is well gay
all their characters are gay for each other and bum each other
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:33, archived)

You seem to have some very specific issues Q
Would you like to talk about them?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:34, archived)

i reckon the reason prof x can't walk is cos magneto barrymore'd him so hard he broke his pelvis

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)

and spidergay secretly fancies his uncle
and cyclops and wolverine hating each other is just a mask for their seething homosexual lust
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:39, archived)

and iron man has a diddlio mechanism on his suit so he can bum himself when there's no terrorists to beat up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:42, archived)

i've got nothing against the hulk

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:44, archived)

Two things you'll like:
nosilencehere.livejournal.com/8733.html

www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_wolverine_cyclops_and_jean_
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:46, archived)

1st link, WTF?
2nd link seems broken
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:48, archived)

Soz, try this
www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_wolverine_cyclops_and_jean_grey.php
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:49, archived)

holy fuck
i don't know if i like that or love it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:54, archived)

Fan Fiction Friday is always worth a look
It ranges from the deeply disturbing to the utterly incomprehensible.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:00, archived)

Jean Grey being reborn as Phoenix is a metaphor for her turning into a lesbian
because Cyclops couldn't satisfy her
(Drimble something lol here, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:44, archived)

and Thor and hawkeye, i bet they get hammered and suck each other's arrows

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:45, archived)

and captain america
or captain GAY as he should be known, the american flag is the gayest ever in the history of gay
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:48, archived)

CAN I BORROW IT PLEASE
you can have a lend of arrested development in sexchange
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)

i don't want arrested development, but you can have Batman 2 when i'm finished with it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:06, archived)

it'll probably be easier for me to get it from TH since i can just stroll round to his place, smash a downstairs window
relieve myself in some potplants, make lewd comments to his wife and take the game myself

but thanks!
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)

i suggest a ranged 'seagulling' of his wife while you're at it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)

*joke about how tall manolith is and how short my wife is*

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:11, archived)

That's more polite than you normally are

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)

I heard he likes to abuse himself over your garden gnomes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:14, archived)

You want to know the really sick thing?
I don't even have any gnomes. He bought some JUST to upset me.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:17, archived)

the sick giant bastard!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)

Yes. Yes, he is all three of those things

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:35, archived)

I imagine him like dinsdale from that there monty python sketch.
striding through the streets of plymouth and frightening the locals.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:41, archived)

Manolith was a gentleman.
And what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:43, archived)

with tlc and plenty of lube?

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:49, archived)

Manolith doesn't do 'tender'
Or lube for that matter
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:53, archived)

poor baldmonkey :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:56, archived)

Unless of course you meant Tables. Ladders and Chairs

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:01, archived)

the dog wrestling wookie prick.
I heard he stacked 50 great danes on top of each other so he could punch one on the nose.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)

Haha
Real lol at that one.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:05, archived)

You son of a bitch
Yeah, don't see why not
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)

And I only just noticed the sexchange thing
You rob dog
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:48, archived)

I knew that the Japanese would somehow have a hand in the downfall of the human race

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:41, archived)

The Japanese design them, the Chinese mass-produce them
The Germans buy them... ROFL!
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:49, archived)

Oh boy!
Here we go again!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:50, archived)

strike three here people!
lets roll!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:53, archived)

If we'd known they were going to invent Karaoke
the Americans would have dropped a lot more nukes on them in '45
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:04, archived)

pffft like you don't belt out dire straits and tina turner after a few jars down the local.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:06, archived)

"I will survive" probably

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:08, archived)

bet grrry can right smash a suzi quatro song.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)

Ooh, 48 Crash please

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:14, archived)

you'll be on poland's got talent in no time.
hello, my name is grrry and I'm going to sing little lies by fleetwood mac.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:11, archived)

I saw this ages ago. I assumed you would only be interested if it was made of lego and transformed into a campervan.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:33, archived)

MONO! is
LEGOMAN! with his sidekick maffers he fights crime using children's plastic building blocks!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:36, archived)