I'll do one of those dodgy japanese judo pyjama holds.
SNOGATAMI or sutin.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)

One of the judo competitors is 34st 5lbs.
FAT SHIT GO TEAM GUAM
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:43, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUU GO TEAM GB UUUUUUUUUUUUCK

( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)

O TIM GOB
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19050139
Which olympian are you?
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)

That bloke from Guam looks like they got his mugshot from 'America's Most Wanted'

( spesh, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)

It's pretty terrifying.
I'm some Argentinian hockey player it turns out.
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)

I'v ebeen clicking all the tall ones trying to find out the identity of the very tall athlete I saw at Westfield at Stratford earlier today.
Might have been Damir Buric of Croatia, he's 6ft 9.
( spesh, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:21, archived)

I saw one of the GO TEAM GB Paralympic athletes today.
Shelly Woods, she lives near me.
( mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:30, archived)

I learnt today that 3 times gold medal winning Greco-Roman wrestler Aleksandr Karelin was 15lb at birth
that's a proper fat shit of a baby

GO TEAM GB
( spesh, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)

He wrestled his way right out of the fucking womb.
Probably had the umbilical cord tied round his waist and his thumbs hooked in it like a fucking badass.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)

Yeah, but one of the japs is only 30kgs
That's like fucking two bags of cement
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)

why would you do that?

( spesh, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)

You wouldn't?

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:53, archived)

cement burns on your winky? can't be nice.

( spesh, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)

I like the oozy goo that comes out when you poke cement for a while.

( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)

THE TIME IS OBVIOUS STRIKETHROUGH O'CLOCK
cement a winky
( spesh, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)

HELLO TEAM GB!
a winky a fanny
( TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)