I learnt today that 3 times gold medal winning Greco-Roman wrestler Aleksandr Karelin was 15lb at birth
that's a proper fat shit of a baby

GO TEAM GB
( spesh, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)

He wrestled his way right out of the fucking womb.
Probably had the umbilical cord tied round his waist and his thumbs hooked in it like a fucking badass.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)