fuck off back to mumsnet

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 13:23, archived)

maybe I will
cos YOUR MUM'S THERE. Waiting for me, with her legs apart and her saggy old minge dripping love gravy all over the floor.
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 13:31, archived)