If there wasn't swimming we'd be beating the Americans

( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:34, archived)

In terms of medals per head of population we are NUMBER 1
apparently

GO TEAM GB
( spesh, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:36, archived)

Yeah but if there weren't swimming people would drown
You never think these things through
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:39, archived)

Good point
Sorry.
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:40, archived)

tey should just get rid of the water and jog along the bottom

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:41, archived)

Replace the water with plastic balls
and chuck their kids in and make them find em
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:44, archived)

and replace the trampoline with a bouncy castle

( spesh, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:46, archived)

jelly and sausage rolls instead of medalsl

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:57, archived)

no way man, party bags with cheap plastic tat and a slice of squished cake in a napkin

( spesh, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 16:59, archived)

this is why you are lord coe and not me

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:06, archived)

be quiet peasant

( spesh, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:11, archived)