you simply must try the brown bread ice cream

( fatpoof, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:37, archived)

oh, thanks,
now i'm bottom of a Baldmonkey thread. thanks.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:38, archived)

Into a tie break in the mixed doubles
difficult to see that Robson/Murray can win this.
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:38, archived)

5 all
in a 10 point tiebreak
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:41, archived)

as olympic correspondent to /talk,
can you explain all the flashing lights and futuristic stuff in the fencing?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:43, archived)

Sabre or Foil?

( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:43, archived)

foil,
they have lights on the floor, on their heads, on the side of the little podium thing.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:46, archived)

The foil is the lightest of the 3 swords
and points scored from hits with the tip of the blade on the torso
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:47, archived)

Cool,
so the lights are just for show?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:48, archived)

No, the lights denotes who won the point
A red light or green light means that one fencer has landed a hit in a valid target area; the fencer that gets the point is the one that makes the hit that is decided by right-of-way by the referees. A white light means that the hit was not valid. Multiple lights mean that the referee will decide who gets the point according the rule of right-of-way
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:50, archived)

one of them fell over,
i'm guessing that's not good.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:51, archived)

They call that a Stumblefoot
and denotes him/her as a ninny for the rest of the match
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:56, archived)

I'm glad you're here, mags.
are we getting live commentary for 100m?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:56, archived)

THEY'RE RUNNING

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:59, archived)

THEY'RE RUNNING

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:59, archived)

THEY'VE STOPPED RUNNING

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:59, archived)

OH MY GOD THEY'RE ALL DEAD

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:00, archived)

YES
it'll be great
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:59, archived)

I type about 35 words a minute
so that should be interesting
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:59, archived)

I assume when it goes off they get an electric shock that increases in power as the match continues

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:44, archived)

Until they all join together to become MEGA FENCER

( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:45, archived)

7 / 6
Belarus to serve
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:43, archived)

9 6
but GB to serve.
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:44, archived)

Robson outplayed by the world #1

( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:44, archived)

9 7

( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:45, archived)

9 8

( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:45, archived)

Belarus serving for the match
and the gold
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:46, archived)

Belarus have won
Silver for Murray and Robson.
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:46, archived)

Murray's had worse days

( Major Turd ington, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:49, archived)

He gets to go home and touch his girlfriend

( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:50, archived)

BALDMONKEY FOR FOREIGN MATTERS MOD.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:40, archived)

aw man I went to the shops to buy noodles and came back with chocolate muffins

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:41, archived)

Are they fresh, or those sticky ones in packets with a shelf life of about 15 years?

( Major Turd ington, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:46, archived)

sticky

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:50, archived)