I hate you all
Oh who am I kidding? I love you all :)
( RemoteLemon Hello, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:49, archived)

you're very fickle

( mictoboy page 4, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:52, archived)

I don't really know you very well.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:56, archived)

Just because I haven't seen a single minute of the Olympics doesn't mean that I can't get behind my team.
GO TEAM GB
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:03, archived)

really not any?
at all? not a bit? nothing? nada? none?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:04, archived)

My TV hasn't been in working order for months
never mind eh, I can hear about things we've won via /talk and other, inferior websites
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:09, archived)

OK brace yourself, because there has been a big upset in the men's midweight jelly-throwing, khkazkak of khkyzkykstan has knocked out brad bracing, the world number one and favourite for a gold
elsewhere the fancy-dress half-marathon has ended in tears for the brave duo from iceland dressed as a rhinocerous, their dream was so close, heartbreaking that it should be ended so cruelly by those menacing clowns, it's been non-stop drama
( vladimir, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:14, archived)

Please note that this is unofficial Olympic B3ta London Ring Games commentary
and has not been verified by the tireless work of Locog
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:19, archived)

I've just checked the Olympic Commentators Handbook 2012
and Fancy Dress Half Marathon isn't listed. Under F or M.
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:26, archived)

Did you not know that you can watch telly on the internet?
Because you can, you know.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:19, archived)

:O

(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:51, archived)

Are you a man or a woman?
I need to know so I can decide whether to gaz you my number or shout QUEER at you.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:21, archived)

Perri Shakes-Drayton up next in the womens 400m hurdles
Good name. Lets see if she can run and jump.
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:30, archived)

At 200m she's looking good

( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:33, archived)

At the bend she's up on everyone

( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:33, archived)

She wins the heat
and into the next round
( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:34, archived)