No thanks, I don't drink

( broadsword, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:17, archived)

How are you still alive?

(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:18, archived)

Dunno, I'm no doctor

( broadsword, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:20, archived)

Shame, I've got a suspicious lump under my armpit
Really wanted someone to take a look
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:21, archived)

Your local GP would probably be more helpful

( broadsword, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:22, archived)

His surgery is too far away
And I'm not sure how long I've got
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:22, archived)

Try removing the lump with some rusty pliers

( broadsword, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:25, archived)