Hockey's a proper sport played by normal looking women who I want to have sex with
beach volleyball is fucking shit, put a fucking skirt on love, I hope someone crashes a train into it then it explodes.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:44, archived)

ergo, you want to have sex with TFD

( spesh, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:50, archived)

I'd smash the granny out of anything wearing a TEAM GB uniform

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:52, archived)

I put on my TEAM GB uniform and wizard hat

( spesh, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:56, archived)