More importantly,
what would you like to talk about, dickhead?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:30, archived)

Why would I want to talk about dickhead? Guy's a prick.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:31, archived)

I hear they're going to put him in the Olympics or something.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:34, archived)

Takes one to know one, prick.

( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:19, archived)

wanker

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:21, archived)

wanker

( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:23, archived)

prick

( mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:27, archived)

prick

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:35, archived)

cunt

( mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:50, archived)

Is this the script from a porn flick?

( PooPants Coz. Innit., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:00, archived)

It's a transcript from the delivery room at your birth

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:05, archived)

Aw, did you give birth to me cow?

( PooPants Coz. Innit., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:20, archived)

Tony Law

( magnum, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:32, archived)

Oh look, I'm Dr Preference
I can't handle magnum's discussion point so I'll just ignore him
( magnum, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)

OH, OH, DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:41, archived)

No, probably just some escaped noises from QOTW.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:42, archived)

I GOT MA SWAGGER BACK

( magnum, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:45, archived)

Call that a swagger?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:46, archived)

All the big faced Rollies? I got 2 of those

( magnum, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:49, archived)

Yes, yes, old man. I'm sure it was terrible during the war.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:50, archived)

pubes

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:35, archived)

Stop worrying, they'll grow when you're older.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:36, archived)

how often should i shave them?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)

Twice.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:40, archived)

CAN'T BEAT THE SYSTEM GO WITH THE FLOW
prick
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:45, archived)

I'LL BEAT YOUR SYSTEM, PRICKFLOW.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:46, archived)

let's talk about sex baby!

( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:19, archived)

Let's not.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:19, archived)

why is my room so humid ?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:22, archived)

Because of the swamp.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:25, archived)

I don't even own a swamp

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:26, archived)

So why are you paying for a swamp license?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:28, archived)

oh dear, please don't phone this number
you will need to talk to my son
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:35, archived)

Your son has already been arrested. In the swamp.
Place your hands behind your head.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:37, archived)

the role of french mustard in modern cinema

( cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:39, archived)

Louis Maille was a great influence on Dijon Voight

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:51, archived)

I heard they have to use 14000L of mustard in the stage production of singing in wholegrain

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:00, archived)

How many daddylonglegses have you had in your house today?
I've had three. Can anyone beat three? I bet none of you can. Fuck you if you can.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:39, archived)

I thought I had loads of pubes but they all turned out to be a mass of writhing crane fly

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:42, archived)

Your crane flies are undone.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:57, archived)

alright hblc
My bedroom spider took advantage of my hospitality and layed fucking hundreds of little spiders so I destroyed them today.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:47, archived)

its going to lay more in your ears while you sleep now

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:54, archived)

I'm sat on the lawn outside the smouldering wreck of what was once my house
that'll fucking learn em.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:55, archived)

alright cwft
Fuck that. If I catch a spider in here, I grab it then study it closely before throwing it outside. The next time I see a spider, I inspect it and if it's the same bastard it gets the shit stamped out of it.

Rules is rules.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:56, archived)

Jesus
Next thing you'll be making them wear badges in public, then gassing them, then letting them run the entertainment industry, then they'll do 9/11 and you'll be sorry.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:00, archived)

Would you fucking believe it, as I was reading that a spider bastard just descended from the ceiling right next to my laptop.
Gonna badge him up and he's off out.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:06, archived)