'ello Tea.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:59, archived)

'Sup, Piggers.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:07, archived)

just got to work.
Looks like its going to be a scorcher today. And I'm stuck here.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:05, archived)

'Ning Win Pug.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:32, archived)

BOOM! STUJ!
how's it gurning?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:06, archived)

Rougher than a QOTWer's girflriend.
:(
Man I wanna go back to bed. WHY didn't I have the good sense to throw a sickie today?
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:18, archived)

Because of your impeccable work ethic and proverbial personal integrity?

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:27, archived)

Because I was too drunk to use the phone seems more likely somehow.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:29, archived)

You even fail at failure.
Top work there, stoodge. :)
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:49, archived)

i reckon you should just have a little nappy-noo under your desk.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:48, archived)

I might kip on the sofa between obs, I've got fuck all to do for a bit now.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:57, archived)